ewww

And now I remember why I absolutely despise flying. Non-stop. For 36 hours.

I was praising God about his Mightiness when I got a good seat and a nice chatty Ozzie, who distracted me from the flying. He was a cool dude. Blonde, tall, surfer. Yeh baybeh. He told me to listen to my sister and try some drinks XD Simon said that.

They are of the same age after all.

Well he's a decent dude. Even offered a airsick pill when i started heaving a little. Nawww dude, I got my ginger. Which only made me puke gingery stuff. ewww.

In Dubai, some random assed woman talked to me. I didn't realize she was drunk until she told me, and then i could smell the whiff o alcohol. Talk about delayed response. She was just chatting away. About partying, drinking, sushi, being drunk, and then she started talking about my blonde strip. "Take it off". pffftt. "It makes you look soft. Make it blood red. Be strong."

Whoaaaa woman. So she's a make up artist for models. Was a little flattered but not really cos she basically told me my blonde strip doesnt go w my eyebags XD

Had a rough day. Sorry, will try to flatten em out.

She wanted to sit next to me too. Good thing for Ozzie dude, otherwise I'd be a terrible liar.

AND THEN the puking started. Wanna know what the best bit is? The stewards and stewardesses don't throw your puke bag away for you anymore. You gotta DO IT YOURSELF.

Some kinda courtesy huh. There I was stumbling around (like a drunk, har har), timing when my next heaving session will be. Fun.

Well at least I got 2 seats all by myself after Dubai. Ozzie dude found empty seats in the back where he could stretch his legs. And avoid my puking sounds.

Well, goodbye RBA. Its prolly one o the last times for this year I get to speak Malay like a Bruneian. I gotta say tho, they do compensate for not throwing away your puke bag. Was asking me what I ate, how I felt, and if I needed anything. :) Ahhh, the attention. How lovely.

Heathrow: ehhh is ok. No commotions. Yet. Hopefully never. Hopefully my checked in bags will get to Champaign, and not be disposed of. Hopefully I dont get as sick for the next 7 hours flight. Hopefully I can sleep it off. Or just pass out.

O yea, I have a thick wad o puke bags and tissues in my bag on stand by. They're quite visible too, right in the front pocket XD